the tough get goin'! Boon: No! [with heavy emphasis] Zero. Attention! I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Quotes from the Movie Animal House. Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. Toga! "Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? Pinto's Conscience (Angel): I'm proud of you, Lawrence. The way that society has panned out, the comedy that remains timeless is the comedy that can be distilled down into memes, whether it’s a scene or a quote or a character. Neidermeyer: [to Flounder] Redo those buttons! Otter: Let me give you a hint. Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer? I want you off this campus at 9:00 Monday morning! Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Finished at Faber! When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it. There are a couple of scenes that we later borrowed in some form. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Part 1: Faber College Summary and Analysis. Hoover: Kent is a legacy, Otter. No studio expected it to do well, and then pretty much overnight, it became the highest-grossing comedy movie of all time. Pinto's Conscience (Angel): If you lay one hand on poor sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever. free! You threw up on Dean Wormer. Toga!” They know exactly what they’re talking about and they’re all equally excited. The title was eventually changed to Animal House and the loose story was condensed to revolve around a bunch of frat guys in college. I'm surprised at you. National Lampoon’s Animal House was the first real hit R-rated comedy, and with it came some quotes that will have you cry-laughing. Boon: No! It's a toga party. Dorfman – 0.2. Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?Boon: Hey! Katy: You mean you want someone who'll screw on the first date. Dean Wormer: Where are the other two—Stratton and Schoenstein? National Lampoon’s Animal House was the first real hit R-rated comedy. After the Delta fraternity gets punished by Dean Wormer, the brothers have an idea to throw a toga party to cheer themselves up. Now, I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I’m about to tell you right now.”, RELATED: Animal House Actor Stephen Furst Passes Away, Then he adds, “You’re out! Sensual. Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. Dean Vernon Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down. Buzzed from the marijuana, Larry has his mind blown by the thought of all of the things the human mind couldn't possibly comprehend. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons. C'mon! Hoover: We can't find them, sir. Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Suck her tits. Flounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please? Let these funny Animal House Quotes lighten up your life. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? And for better or worse, it made an impression. Ben Sherlock is a writer, comedian, and independent filmmaker, and he's good at at least two of those things. Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Give me a drink. Otter: Oh, well, usually. Bluto. Otter: I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. [Greg nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. Boon: Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend. Point. We just got here. My first place in Nashville was like 'Animal House.' You use my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Wormer, he's a dead man! Otter: They kicked us out of school? Point. Thanks, I needed that. I just talked to her last week... She was going to make a pot for me. But you're getting warmer. I think you know everybody here. Sign up for our daily newsletter to receive personalized movie news for Neidermeyer isn’t a character that anyone should want to be like, because he’s a total jerk and one of the film’s main antagonists, but sometimes, it would be fun to just yell out, “You’re all worthless and weak!”, Note: It’s funny because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, not Germany. Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth. Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend. That genre of film was my ticket in... One of my first jobs was with Bill Murray in 'Stripes.'. Katy: Hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend. Neidermeyer: A PLEDGE PIN?!?! "Animal House Quotes."