They're changing their image. Lying is second nature to him, and when he has his diabolical eyes set on a prize, he is willing to use every trick in the book to win what he wants. Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass! So you admit it? There's Something About Mary is one of the funniest movies in years, recalling the days of the Zucker-Abraham-Zucker movies, in which (often tasteless) gags were piled on at a fierce rate. He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time! Although he claims to be a professional private detective, he’s anything but professional. That's my ad, print it up.Brenda: "Fatty who likes golf and beer." Mary: I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. © 2020 Movie Fanatic Now cut to the chase, how much trouble am I in?Detective Stabler: First tell us why you did it.Ted: Why I did it? Ted: I'm telling you, I did not solicit sex! The Healys of County Mayo, Ireland, and Minnesota Patrick Healy, son of Thomas Healy and Mary O'Boyle, and Mary Hope, daughter of Thomas Hope and Mary Barrett, were married in the Church of St. Patrick in Lahardaun, near Crossmolina, County Mayo, Ireland, November 30, 1854. Pat plans on claiming Mary for himself, and isn’t afraid to resort to any measures to do so, including drugging Mary’s roommate’s dog. Guilty as charged. Fans of him like these movies, TV shows, books and video games. I don't know - 50... 100 maybe - Who keeps track? There's Something About Mary is one of the funniest movies in years, recalling the days of the Zucker-Abraham-Zucker movies, in which (often tasteless) gags were piled on at a fierce rate. The hitchhiker. I was just stopping to go the bathroom, next thing I know I tripped over something - well someone - and, poof, there's cops and lights and ...Detective Stabler: Okay, calm down, Ted, we believe you. Ted: So you're moving down to Miami?Pat Healy: I accepted a job offer.Ted: With who?Pat Healy: With... uh... Rice-a-Roni.Ted: Isn't that the San Francisco treat?Pat Healy: It was. That's my girl he's kissing. I'm telling you, I did not solicit sex! Sign up for our daily newsletter to receive personalized movie news for I was just stopping to ... What are you doing? Pat is just an eye for hire – until he spies on Mary Jensen, with whom he immediately falls in love. The hitcher himself told me it's illegal. He never even looked her up down there! Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that? There's Something About Mary Quotes Pat Healy: What the hell is Brett Favre doing here? But it was the Jack Patrick – shortly setting off on a musical tour of Chicago – that stole the show as only he can.