— Unknown, 37. The photo possibilities are seriously endless, and no matter what shot you capture, when it comes time to post, use any of these 40 captions about rosé. 4. Everything leads to everything.”, “Men were created before women. You can use the ironic phrases to conquer it or else to express some negative feeling in a funniest and tolerable way as long as she understands this kind of humor. If your besties love rosé just as much as you do, you know exactly what bottle needs to be uncorked. “Love is like the wild rose-briar; Friendship like the holly-tree. Thorns don't stop you from sniffing. "Rosé the day away." Social networks do not run away from this, and the best sarcastic phrases can also happen on WhatsApp. I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it. Snapping a pic of your girls holding up their glasses is essential. — Unknown, 34. The sunshine was like powdered gold over the grassy hillside.”, “For millions of years flowers have been producing thorns. A rose that never wilts isn't a rose at all.”, “Roses! And if snow had a scent it would smell like that [the rose]....”, “I'd rather let you cover all my roads with thorns than with dead roses.”, “He picked up one of Lorna's roses and set it in my lap. Due to the nature of irony, love-related phrases tend to be headed for disappointment and the end of relationships, which is why they are ideal to send some hints with these sarcastic phrases of love for status. "Home is where the wine is." "Here." "Pink isn't just a color. — Unknown, 40. It's no more serious and more important than the numbers that fat red gentleman is adding up? Then, get right back to drinking, because your wine awaits. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else even cared.”, “She cast her fragrance and her radiance over me. Since she's the one for whom I killed the caterpillars (except the two or three butterflies). "Rosé all day." She smiled modestly, more sarcastically than flattered. — Unknown, 15. My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist. “That afternoon my mother had brought me the roses. "Tonight's forecast: 99 percent chance of wine." She: “I love you!”! The roses said: “If I say your voice is an amber waterfall in which I yearn to burn each day, if you eat my mouth like a mystical rose with powers of healing and damnation, If I confess that your body is the only civilization I long to experience… would it mean that we are close to knowing something about love?”, “Some women feel the need to act like they're never scared, needy or hurt; like they're as hardened as a man. Are you really stupid or you are just pretending? It was trapped in a bottle." If someone asks: ”Are … I swear you men have all your romance from the same worn book. "See what I mean? I picked it up and smelled it. For millions of years sheep have been eating them all the same. "The world looks better through rosé colored glasses." Expect nothing and you’ll never be disappointed! — Miley Cyrus, 39. Of course many of the phrases mentioned above can also be dedicated to women, but here you can find some specially designed for them. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Rose day is commended as the main day of the Valentine's week by individuals in adoration all over the world. But I was too young to know how to love her...”, “An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.”, “It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses, and apologized to no one.”, “It was June, and the world smelled of roses. — Unknown, 33. These hilarious, inspirational, sarcastic quotes will make your day because sometimes sarcasm is the way to go! Flowers are so inconsistent! Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone… I realized I can do so much without you. But that doesn't prove their superiority – rather, it proves ours, for they were born out of the lifeless earth in order that we could be born out of living flesh. — Unknown, 8. Watch me pretend to care! Sarcastic words can apply to any situation, even in matters of the heart. 3. — Unknown, 23. We have greate expectation that you have enjoyed reading this. It's ok to feel delicate sometimes. "Where there's a will, there's a rosé." Since she's the one I put under glass, since she's the one I sheltered behind the screen. But it is always roses, always red, and always perfect hothouse blooms when they can come by them.”. “Je t'aime Roza...je serais là pour toi. "Stop and smell the rosé." You always do me a favor, when you shut up! Even if you're just indulging in some much-needed "me time," snap a selfie with your wine glass. “My beautiful, beautiful princess. Of course, an ordinary passerby would think my rose looked just like you.