Seth : When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. Seth Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Mines: Prepared to get f***ed by the long di** of the law. View All Videos (8) Superbad Quotes. I'm gonna be totally honest with you. : They're like little baby toes. "By the time college rolls around, I'll be like the Iron Chef of Pounding Vag! For sure. Hey, Seth. Relevance . The camel tail. : Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert. Seth : : Evan Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.Evan: Tell me about it. : : Because I fuckin' rule? It's not just making them smaller. Becca Send. Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Seth, Seth, Seth. Calm down, calm down. [kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]. They kept the idea and eventually produced the film which features some great quotes, memorable characters, and a successful teen film. oh, im glad you brought some lube! : : However, their plan proves harder than expected. Evan Theirs is a ridiculously dependent friendship, but now they’ve gotten into different colleges and are forced to contemplate life apart. He's gonna hear you. I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. Click to view and download the entire Superbad script PDF below. Seth Jules? Bye guys. Are you fucking serious? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift. : : ONE NAME? No, let's not - Let's hang on a second here. Hawaii. I don't know. ", 13. I'm going to this party right now, bro.